Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	955	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	8959	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Animals Bred:	144	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2344
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchantments Applied:	54	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	2097	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4939	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	New Chunks Explored:	898731
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Items Found:	3526
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co