Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	178
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	68	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	520	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	60	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchantments Applied:	151	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Emeralds Found:	9655

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	147
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org