Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3687
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	306115	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2353
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	7767
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Emeralds Found:	4806
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	1912
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mines Excavated:	3483	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz