Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Potions Brewed:	151
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Zombie Dances:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	5547
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dragon Eggs Found:	7129

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	115

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3504	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	167	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	7507	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9811
Animals Bred:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	702938

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Farms Harvested:	583	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com