Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	7728	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

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But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crops Grown:	5930	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
New Chunks Explored:	651065	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	717	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	79315	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	295
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5104	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	1769	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	151
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	2555

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	202
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Animals Bred:	78
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

alliancecraft.net