Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	263	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gods Slained:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	140
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3176	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8409	Dragon Eggs Found:	8804
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crops Grown:	9127	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5897	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Votes:	8843
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	4

play.infinitemc.net