Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	709	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9818
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6214
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	6333
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	159
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	6726	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	534173
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3924

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	6573	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Rainbows Spotted:	3

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Votes:	7167	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006