Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Buildings Constructed:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	5378
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Potions Brewed:	169

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Animals Bred:	138
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Potions Brewed:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6738
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	147	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1785	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1357
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	174
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Votes:	8085	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

ticoanarchy.falixsrv.me:22237

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Votes:	259
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

PRO7.nice-hosting.dk:25705

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

173.225.103.171:19419