Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	121	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	96	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Love Letters Sent:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	135	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	5360
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	4883	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ores Mined:	9745	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	303
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org