Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4570
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Love Letters Sent:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1536	New Chunks Explored:	951705
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3621
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Votes:	5458
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8997
Ores Mined:	6231	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Emeralds Found:	1931	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat