Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Votes:	5224	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	65	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2696	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	145197
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ores Mined:	4272
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	558072	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com