Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	5416	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mines Excavated:	2680
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Magic Items Found:	2557
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3564

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4229	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ores Mined:	4618	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	245
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Crops Grown:	1408	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Votes:	3031	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4165	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2249

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com