Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	2208
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

TheMainFrame

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

We are a new server, we have factions atm but will have pvping soon and would love for you guys to join. we look forward to seeing you guys in the future

TheMainFrame.factions.ws

TheTurtleNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimension Hops:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

We are a server dedicated to the players, we have games such as Factions, Skyblock, 1Vs1Pvp And much more.

23.95.30.197

WertyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

A pure vanilla server. Hard difficulty. I have the map set to change between normal, amplified and large biomes. Basic rules only. No stealing, no griefing, no floating trees. – – This server is for advanced players who would like to build without the boredom of mods. There will be no teleporting, handouts, command block nonsense, annoying ads or special gamerule changes. Just brutal simple minecraft.

wertycraft.com

BetaDev

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Survival * Skilling systems, Player markets, Towns * FTB like features (Angel Rings granting flight, Silk touch spawners, Safari nets, backpacks, ender pouches) * Arenas (Coming soon) * Reward chests for voting (Coming soon)

Minigames (Coming soon) * Prison, Skyblock, Mazes & Much more which are custom only on BetaDev

play.betadev.co.uk

EliteKits

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	434
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to EliteKits [1.7-1.8 PVP Server]

– Custom Plugins – Custom Events – Custom Kits – and more! Join today!

elitekits.net

Tech world 2 Adventure

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	408
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

new Techworld 2 server 1.6.4 minecraft 1.1.6 verison of the FTB pack, need more players and defiantly need admins/builders add me on skype yxcvharlesxy or join for more information about ranks.

198.23.203.82

Vanilla High

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	1308
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Server updated to 1.20.4 Vanilla High, your build-focused/community-oriented Keep Inventory Vanilla server. We dont allow griefing/raiding and unwarranted PvP. We also require of players a maximum effort to keep the server atmosphere family-friendly. Vanilla High is a server that tolerates languages other than English.

KeepInventory: ON TPA: OFF Fire Spread: OFF Mob Grief: ON World Border: 40K Difficulty: Hard Hacks/Cheats: Not allowed Duping: Not allowed

Optifine is allowed and encouraged Minimap is tolerated as a purely navigational aid. Nether roof travel: allowed.

mc.vanillahigh.net

Skyblocks

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

A fun community oriented skyblock server. We’re a very laid back skyblock community with many fun enjoyable features on our server.

play.skyblocks.org

novel3rd

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

You automatically become a Member when you play 3 hours . You can use Guns, when you come to the Member.

In this server , it’s possible to use magic . But it is only the person who has a limited permission .

You have a chance to become witch .

novel3rd.blue

Elusive

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	4852
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

A small little server, With a slow building community! Come join us for some fun PVP and interesting people.

elusive.factions.ws

LiLVille Minecraft Server

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4366	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

The LiLVille Minecraft Server is a multipurpose Server which allows you to play large varieties of Minecraft, anytime, anywhere.

We got started in 2013 and have continually grown to what we are today. Our two main types of gameplay are Survival and Creative with Hardcore and minigames to be added in the near future.

In Survival you can roam the lands and find a good spot you would like to build in.

In Creative we provide you with large plots which you can build anything you like in. You can build anything you like with the unlimited amount of items in your inventory.

Join our Server to find out more – play.lilvillemc.com

___________________________ You can follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook – search for LilVilleMC!

play.lilvillemc.com

Solarcraft

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	157
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Solarcraft is the best casual survival server out there. We have features like Core Protect, Anti-Griefing tools, 24-7 activity, helpful staff members, a great handful of plugins like Sticknamer, Creeperheal, lockette, and Skript, a market for buying and selling items in-game, a ranking system where players can receive donor ranks as well as proving helpful and being promoted to staff, and we center our server around YOU!Any suggestions or feedback you give us are reviewed by the staff members to determine how to act on it. Our job at Solarcraft is to create the best Minecraft experience for you. Thats why we need you to help us! Join Solarcraft today!

mc-solarcraft.com

Arrow PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to Arrow PvP! Here are resons to join!! Your builds are protected. With a backup every 3 hours. If in the rare occasion that the world gets corrupt, we can back it up! LAG FREE! Every 5 hours the server restarts so the files and lag causing things will be stopped! Staff are always on! If in the event that there is someone breaking the rules, we will be there.

Trustworthy staff. Unlike other servers that have 30 owners and 90 admins, this one has trustworthy staff that wont put you through the drama of a greifing. MCMMO is on double experience We have set MCMMO to give you experience x2 as fast! That means you will be rinding in no time!

23.95.116.30

RebirthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

RebirthCraft specializes in community driven, fun game modes that will for sure leave you wanting more! 1.8 – .1.12 SUPPORTED!

Towny • Custom Biomes • Custom Enchants • Balanced Economy • Amazing Community • McMMo • Free FLY

Skyblock • Ore Generator • Custom Islands • Challenges

play.rebirthcraft.net

VirexGames.Net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4019
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to VirexGames.net

We offer you a lobby system in the alpha version and a SkyPvP server with several Features that are extremely well adapted.

With us you will find: monsters, players, events, clan systems and much more…

If you have any further questions, please visit our Ts3 server: Ts.VirexGames.net.

We look forward to your visit,

Euer VirexGames-Team

virexgames.net