Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Items Found:	2785	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Mc.HostGame.Ro

Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

It is a minecraft survival server, there are also some parkour arenas, the site’s forum is http://forum.fhg.ro/index.php

MOMENTARY STAFF REQUIRED

mc.hostgame.ro

SpyCraft Romania

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	New Chunks Explored:	886351
Players Killed by Monsters:	7695	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

We have a super cool server where you can play with friends and in your spare time 🙂 We have a lot of game modes well configured and with good staff! SurvivaL SkyBlock SkyWars SkyPvP etc.

Play.SpyCraft.Ro

PsycoticMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Votes:	1561	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

167.114.119.78:25587

GenesisGame

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

The GenesisGame server is on version 1.8.8 and is aimed at Warez Players. We have a large selection of Worlds, either Survival or Skyblock or Creative, every player will find his world where he wants to play what he likes.!

mc34.crew.sk:25568

NWP

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

{ New World Playground }

– 20+Slots – NO LAG – FUN staff – Multi PvP Arenas – Big Survival – GlobalChestshops – GlobalAuction!

SERVER IP : NWP.mcservers.ws

We Are looking for people to join our aready starting community. SEE YOU ON THE PLAYGROUND !!!

5.196.185.31

BuildCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

BuildCraft is a server with a easy possibility to get builder and with a lot of minigames like Our own vanilla made EggWars and VillagerHunt. we do also work on some new games and we have skywars 😀

37.187.153.35:25580

VoxelCraft Games

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2437	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Hello there, Minecraftian! Are you looking for a server with: – Fun Gamemodes… – Professional Administration… – Non-Abusive Admins… – 4 years of history under it’s belt?

Well then look no further! Join VoxelCraft today to enjoy our unique gamemodes, which require true skill and knowledge to master, such as: – Our own SMP server – Tikii Survival! (POPULAR!) – The Sky Games – A multi-server with SkyWars and Skyblock! – Our Creative server – Sandbox!

play.mhcraft.nl

Survival Overdose

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3234	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1324
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	882903
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	178
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join: mc.survivaloverdose.net

Economy based survival is our main server but we also have game, prison, creative, skyblock, and faction pvp servers on our network.

All servers are linked and share player stats, money and other cool stuff.

Rank all the way up to cool ranks like Diamond that has /fly. 100% play and vote to rank up using /ar check.

We have been online for 4 years, all player accounts and data are saved.

Server is run by adults for mature players! Your stuff will be safe. server has been up 4 years! To get a good rank u need to play or vote… your not forced to donate!!! New server soon Prison cops and drugs! should be really fun! 100% play to rank!

Website — >> https://survivaloverdose.net/

mc.survivaloverdose.net

EnderGames

Factions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9145
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Endergaming is a factions server just starting out and a work in progress. Friendly staff and looking for more staff members if you join just to be part og the staff you will not be accepted but we are a friendly community.

198.50.207.68

LightningCraft

Factions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	2010
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

This is a fun factions server! We hope you enjoy! We have a nice staff and are here to help you out if you need it!

lightningcraft.factions.ws

Hyperion Network

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	7514	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

The HYPERION-NETWORK is made up of a Hub, Op-Factions, and soon to be added Op-Prison. When you login to the server you will spawn in the hub, where you may use the clock to go to any part of the server of your choosing. Staff and YouTuber applications are also on the website and please do not ask us to review your application or it will be denied. Global Ranks are part of the network which means when buy a rank it doesn’t effect just one part of the network, but the entire Network as a whole! The Network has 24/7 uptime and reliable hosts and the only it would ever be down, is for maintenance. Our donation website has manys thing to offer as well as reliable support for any and all problems that you may face.

167.114.104.152

OxyDrug

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OxyDrug is a UNIQUE drug server with over 20 custom plugins to enhance your overall experience.

We are the only drug server in the world (to our knowledge) which uses a demand/supply system to sell your drugs. YOU, THE PLAYER, CONTROLS THE MARKET!

You can complete quests, and even select a nifty class before you start!

Come join the adventure at mc.oxydrug.com!

mc.oxydrug.com

Lunaria

Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Lunaria is a survival minecraft server, with lots of parkour courses ranging from easy to extreme for those not enthused by survival play. Currently running Spigot 1.9, Lunaria has a shop so you can buy and sell items to earn money. We have protection plugins, including Residence and Lockette. With our welcoming community, beautiful spawn, and good atmosphere, Lunaria is sure to make you happy!

lunaria.minecraft.ms

Pixel Factions

Economy, Factions, Raiding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

This is a 24/7 factions server! No lag! Nice Staff! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

pixel.serv.nu

PorcaTerra

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

A brand new faction server With custom plugins and a brand new map. Now also with pvp and MCMMO. Started in December 2015

158.69.122.94:25579