Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

battalionPvP

KitPvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Have you ever wanted an amazing free for all kohi type server? Kits, earnable kits, and an amazingly fun experience? Check out our server! We offer some of the top quality server specs and staff known to man. Check us out right now and you won’t regret it!

battalionpvp.mcserver.ws

Crystalline Benderz

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Do you have what it takes to be a master bender Or do you just want to build in peace What ever you want to do, you can do here. To start, you choose one element to bend. -Earth -Air -Water -Fire All are equal, but will become stronger, the better you become at bending. Custom Ranks!

192.99.142.200

rainbowNation | Friendly | Survival

Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6279	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

We offer our guess only the finest in amenities: – Open world survival – Grief prevention: Claim land immediately and start building! – Auctions: Sell your excess goods – Marriage: Have someone you fancy? Well now you can marry and be conjoined forever! – McMMO: Skills that bring a unique experience to your game play. – Casino: Antsy to try your luck and get rich quick? Well now you can! – Friendly community: Feel part of a friendly community. – Lottery: Casino not doing your gambling habbit justice? – Custom Crates: Be the first to find keys and unlock rare and secret items. – Jobs: Get paid for doing the tedious jobs you would do anyways.

Totally original, RainbowNation

mc.RainbowNation.us

Soulcraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8

We are a server looking for staff and a devolper!

Make sure to check out our website scoutcraft.enjin.com

158.69.172.66

NewLiberty

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Savage factions the best factions server in the world We have koths daily and we give away ranks and crate keys all the time Vote for Crate keys!

NewLiberty.net

Special Craft

Skywars

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Votes:	3867	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	429282
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

A very cool server, it has sky wars, survival games, sky block and everything else, usasahsuha and that’s right. Wow, the description has to be 100 characters, wow, it takes a while, it’s 100 characters, my god.

hub.specialcraft.net

StainedRain

Factions, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

StainedRain is a server dedicated to Factions PvP! On the server we have a voting system, that rewards you for voting, VIPs, daily and weekly kits, high performance server, with 2GB of RAM! The player capacity is 24 at the moment, but if we get donations, the size will be upped! JOIN US NOW!

92.222.215.177

Laikiux.lt Minecraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: mc.laikiux.lt Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

mc.laikiux.lt

GloryPVP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8991
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome fellow minecrafter! Want a new faction/pvp server to play on then join us GloryPVP! We are mainly a faction based server with amazing plugins and soon enough we will have custom plugins and stuff once players start to join anyways… Oh did i mention that theres No Lag! Join Today!

158.69.226.20:25593

TownyAge

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

TownyAge: The Ultimate Towny Experience. 4 years and still going with an amazing community! A very mature server that allows profanity and “adult topics”. We don’t tolerate those who aim to ruin the experience for everyone else. Our goal is a super chill experience with some super chill people.

play.TownyAge.com

WhatTheCube

PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

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play.epicube.fr

AussieTechGamer

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hello welcome to StellaPvP! We are a new server with loads of plugins for example: Custom Enchants, McMMO, FloAuction, Factions, Votifier, PlayerHeads, CombatLog, Warp Portals and lots more 🙂 we hope to see you on!

———————————————————– http://www.stellapvp.enjin.com/ ———————————————————–

104.219.7.41

UniverseHub

Factions, Prison

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	290
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

We are a Danish server on which we have now got the Vote system. we are a server for you where we love to play with you. we have a good prison server which our players think is quite good. we are 4 owners of 4-5 servers

Universehub.tk

LoLQuest

Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for staff, apply at : http://mclolquest.jimdo.com Also currently looking for players to run the following kingdoms: -Noxus -Bandle City -Piltover -Ionia -Bilgewater -Frelijord

Your can also create your own kingdom however you don’t have the benefits that the larger kingdoms have such as shops and larger scale protection.

198.27.122.34

DiddyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	187	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Hey Guys! As you may know, the staff and I have been working really hard on the servers. Sadly we had to let a few of our staff members go recently, So we now have 5 helper positions open! Now to the main part of this: Soon we will be releasing the server to the public, after that is done we will have a quite larger playerbase.

Diddy.mcserver.ws