OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1221 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6118 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 137 | Ores Mined: | 6033 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
