so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!

we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.

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so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Towns Built: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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