so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MC Legion

    MC Legion

    Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2284 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7719 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • easysurvive.net

    easysurvive.net

    Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 128 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crops Grown: 5244 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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