so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Runes Activated: 0
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 3160 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • SleepyCraft

    SleepyCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FunBlocks

    FunBlocks

    FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands  – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 253 Emeralds Found: 7330
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OasisCraftBr

    OasisCraftBr

    IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafted SMP

    Crafted SMP

    Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicSMP

    MythicSMP

    MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 380 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1019 Dragon Scales Harvested: 225
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • United SMP

    United SMP

    We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1186 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 461 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mlum Prison Escape

    mlum Prison Escape

    Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mines Excavated: 1582
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astral

    Astral

    Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beanz Craft

    Beanz Craft

    Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 477
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RivlerMC Network

    RivlerMC Network

    Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9410 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The perfect SMP

    The perfect SMP

    ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Alien Abductions: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AlmightyMC

    AlmightyMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AitoFactions

    AitoFactions

    AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mapucraft

    Mapucraft

    We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Emeralds Found: 9993
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Potions Brewed: 140

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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