Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! We have legendary players who make Babe Ruth look like a total noob compared to the Japanese greatness that resides here.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, tame dragons like it’s no big deal, and have epic battles that make the Battle of Thermopylae look like child’s play. Our players are so skilled, they can mine diamonds blindfolded and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

    Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

    But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

    Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses
    Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SoccerMom Minecraft SMP

    SoccerMom Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Fembot’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Fembot’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, including the chance to win the heart of a fembot! That’s right, folks, she’s looking for a Minecraft boyfriend and she’s not afraid to make you fight for her love. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out for the ultimate prize – a virtual girlfriend who’s programmed to love you unconditionally (as long as you keep her batteries charged, of course).

    But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BLAZEANARCHY – Real anarchy Minecraft server

    BLAZEANARCHY – Real anarchy Minecraft server

    BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!

    The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a secret yuri romance? Look no further! Our server may not be obvious with its yuri themes, but rest assured, there will be some steamy kisses by the end of it (in-game, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Anime SMP – What Anime Do You Recommend Me?

    Anime SMP – What Anime Do You Recommend Me?
    Are you tired of boring old anime recommendations? Want something fresh, exciting, and totally out of this world? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only recommend the most mind-blowing anime that will leave you questioning reality!

    Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6496

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Left or Right Minecraft Server

    Left or Right Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the cool kids in town. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pics with two or more girls on the server! That’s right, you can show off your epic builds to not one, but TWO Minecraft babes. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate among them.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon is a total babe magnet, so you’ll be sure to impress all the ladies with your dragon-slaying skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pic with two or more girls before you know it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7447 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Already 3 million views on Youtube Minecraft SMP

    Already 3 million views on Youtube Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive PvP battle between players riding on flying pigs and shooting rainbow lasers. Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers! And that’s just the beginning.

    Our server has already garnered 3 million views on YouTube, with videos showcasing epic battles, hilarious pranks, and mind-blowing builds. You could be the next star of our server, gaining fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and lead your fellow players to victory in the craziest Minecraft world ever created. See you there, gamers!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 850176 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

    Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Snowy Desi Babes Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Desi Babes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft SMP, where we believe that white passing Indian women are the pinnacle of beauty! Join us for a chance to marvel at their stunning looks while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Who needs white women when you can have the best of both worlds? Come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable beliefs and even more questionable decisions. Just remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that beholder is a creeper about to explode in your face!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 237
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Mori DOUBLE Minecraft Server

    Mori DOUBLE Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Mori DOUBLE and doobIt as they fight for supremacy. Rumor has it that Unicorngods have taken over and Hololive is on a mission to heal the land. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

    But beware, things can get pretty wild around here. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Ores Mined: 8611
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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