Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6946	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	338937	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	5930	Animals Bred:	82

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Crops Grown:	1046
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	723	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!