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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9194	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	77351
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6695
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Towns Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	924	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.