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LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1464	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2427	Farms Harvested:	497
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crops Grown:	8600	Falling into the Void:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6