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RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3056	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

advice, Appearance, beauty, Confidence, Cosmetics, criticism, critique, face, fashion, Feedback, Grooming, judgment, looks like shit, makeup, Minecraft, opinion, orange, personal care, PIXEL, Poo, self esteem, Server, skincare, Style

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	5383
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoHusbandNoWedding

alcoholism, arrangements, ceremony, college, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, family, Honor, involvement, Jerk, late husband, Marriage, Memory, NoHusbandNoWedding, Picture, remarriage, selfish, strained relationship, Upset, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	107
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	693	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Brussels, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., european union, Geopolitics, international diplomacy, international relations, military strategy, missile defense system, MissileCraft, nato, peace negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political tensions, Russia talks, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Western-supplied missile package, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

#sustainability, agriculture, Aqua, climate change, economic development, economic forecast, economic impact, environmental policy, Farm, Food, food security, food supply, gdp, GDP loss, global economy, international trade, Loss, PIXEL, Resource Management, Risk, Water Crisis, water economics, water management, water scarcity, world food production, WTO study

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	403090	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	214	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mines Excavated:	2153	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	618790
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5