Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4851	Endless Night Skies:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	148
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	199	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AwokenMC

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20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mineserver

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This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	155461

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7113
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!