Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	352388
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	601114	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	4187	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AwokenMC

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20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mineserver

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This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7476	Void Armor Forged:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5410
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6488

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.