Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Meteorites Collected: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8424 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 737575 Enchantments Applied: 139
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Zombie Dances: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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