Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Happiest Minecraft SMP Moment Ever

    Happiest Minecraft SMP Moment Ever
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a Psilocybin trip for your gaming experience!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with love and laughter, just like that magical trip you’ll never forget.

    So come on, hop on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Minecraft who?” Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling happier than ever before!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hood Fights Minecraft Server

    Hood Fights Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hood is full of neurodivergent players who have banded together to create a utopia of pure bliss! Forget about the neurotypicals causing chaos and drama, here you can join a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft in peace.

    Join us and experience a world where neurodivergent players rule the land, where shootings and bullying are a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for those who march to the beat of their own drum, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can finally experience the true meaning of harmony and cooperation, all while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering – you won’t want to miss out on that! Join us today and see why our Minecraft server is the place to be for all neurodivergent players looking for a good time.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

    So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Saranami Minecraft Server

    Crafty Saranami Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life! And let’s not forget about our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and ability to spit on griefers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in the world of Hikari!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Rock Minecraft SMP

    Rock Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • hi b 🙂 Minecraft server

    hi b :) Minecraft server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They laughed, they cried, they even built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. It was a magical experience that they’ll never forget (mainly because we won’t let them leave, but that’s beside the point).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant chickens, go on treasure hunts for hidden diamonds, and even attend virtual dance parties with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pickaxe of infinite mining power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but it’s fun to pretend).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

    Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Incel Walk Minecraft Server

    Incel Walk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

    Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

    CraftyDudes – Minecraft server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

    Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

    Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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