Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

    ”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

    But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • > IN SHAL L AH WE WILL DE ST ROY ISRAE-… Minecraft SMP

    > IN SHAL L AH WE WILL DE ST ROY ISRAE-… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to destroy Israel… ack! Just kidding, that’s not our goal at all. In fact, we are all about spreading peace and love through the power of blocky building!

    Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Trust us, it’s a whole thing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Remember, inshAllah we will destroy… ack! Just kidding, we’re all about peace and fun here.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty XCI Minecraft Server

    Crafty XCI Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

    We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Animals Bred: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /d4g/ – Diamond Digging Delights

    Minecraft SMP – /d4g/ – Diamond Digging Delights
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a true hero edition experience like never before.

    Imagine battling demons and monsters in a world filled with epic loot and powerful builds. Our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Diablo IV, with patch notes and builds to help you conquer the land.

    But that’s not all! We have events like World Boss fights and Legions that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about our Codex filled with secrets and mysteries waiting to be discovered.

    Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our gambling tools to win amazing prizes and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate hero of the server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6383
    Dimension Hops: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Time Killer Minecraft SMP

    Time Killer Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Homepage: [insert homepage link here]

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyPersona Minecraft Server

    BlockyPersona Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “diamond sword”).

    Join us for epic adventures, like building a replica of the Nether in the Overworld or creating a roller coaster that goes straight through the End portal. Need a break from mining and crafting? We’ve got you covered with our weekly Persona 5 stage plays performed by our talented player base (seriously, our Aigis is a showstopper).

    And don’t even get us started on our exclusive Persona ISO downloads – we’ve got every version of every game, including the ultra-rare P5B.jp edition that’s rumored to give you superpowers in-game (or at least make your character look super cool).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the chaos begin! Just watch out for those anti-spammer tech guys – they’re a real pain in the blocky behind.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2430 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Happiest Minecraft SMP Moment Ever

    Happiest Minecraft SMP Moment Ever
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a Psilocybin trip for your gaming experience!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with love and laughter, just like that magical trip you’ll never forget.

    So come on, hop on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Minecraft who?” Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling happier than ever before!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Hood Fights Minecraft Server

    Hood Fights Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hood is full of neurodivergent players who have banded together to create a utopia of pure bliss! Forget about the neurotypicals causing chaos and drama, here you can join a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft in peace.

    Join us and experience a world where neurodivergent players rule the land, where shootings and bullying are a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for those who march to the beat of their own drum, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can finally experience the true meaning of harmony and cooperation, all while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering – you won’t want to miss out on that! Join us today and see why our Minecraft server is the place to be for all neurodivergent players looking for a good time.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

    So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3093 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Saranami Minecraft Server

    Crafty Saranami Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life! And let’s not forget about our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and ability to spit on griefers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in the world of Hikari!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Rock Minecraft SMP

    Rock Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • hi b 🙂 Minecraft server

    hi b :) Minecraft server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They laughed, they cried, they even built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. It was a magical experience that they’ll never forget (mainly because we won’t let them leave, but that’s beside the point).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant chickens, go on treasure hunts for hidden diamonds, and even attend virtual dance parties with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pickaxe of infinite mining power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but it’s fun to pretend).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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