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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Love Letters Sent: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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