Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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