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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Void Armor Forged: 19
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Runes Activated: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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