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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Dragon Eggs Found: 8695
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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