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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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