NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	251	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.