NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8785	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Ores Mined:	4023
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5593	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	334061
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	3035
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Emeralds Found:	1697
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2974	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	879	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	2349	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	153	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	205
Ores Mined:	8350	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8425

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.