NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Items Found:	5227
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3164

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mines Excavated:	3776
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	364413

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	158	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.