NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	235	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Star Shards Collected:	76

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Farms Harvested:	214
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4725	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!