so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Villages Defended: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 1051
Astral Projections Made: 0 Buildings Constructed: 41

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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