LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magic Items Found: 6477
Towns Built: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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