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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Enchantments Applied: 247 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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