so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Runes Activated: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 79

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY