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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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