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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Animals Bred: 67 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Towns Built: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Falling into the Void: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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