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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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