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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Runes Activated: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Ores Mined: 5827 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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