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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Enchantments Applied: 121
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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