yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Towns Built: 8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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