So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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