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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 347 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Crops Grown: 2618 Epic Quests Completed: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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